Dear The Ghost of Dave Thomas, Hi I'm Josh, 32 of Athens OH.
I'm writing to inform you that some alleged "people" here are running a very sloppy version of one of your stores and while I know that your spirit is busy haunting/monitoring other shitty Wendy's stores I'm asking that you please take a look at this one.
Sincerely, Josh.
P.S. See you in hell!
